Hello, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and i was just
curious if you get a lot of spam remarks?
If so how do you reduce it, any plugin or anything you can advise?
I get so much lately it's driving me insane so any assistance is very much appreciated.

The person (or most likely, non-person) who posted this comment on this blog linked to their own profile on some site including a blog platform, and it wasn’t exactly their blog comments that seemed spammy, but rather their own posts! A Google search reveals that this is a stock message used by other spammers as well!

This must be the apex of spammer hypocrisy. It’s hilarious.

But to answer the original question: my advice is finding a legitimate, better-paid job (if you are a person); or alternatively, killing yourself due to a bug in your programming (if you are a bot).