In an unexpected turn of events, the flight was cancelled at the last minute due to a rather confusing brawl between International police agents and ophidians aboard the aircraft.
After having been caught sitting on a toilet in middle of a M 8.8 earthquake, I can only thank the gods for not putting me into a similarly embarrassing situation on a flying vehicle filled with these scaly creatures.
But that’s out of the matter now. This episode is over and thanks to my new-found aversion to airplanes, I think we can safely say that I’m here to stay.
Happy April Fools, people!